THE MOST POWERFUL ROOM.
THE LEAST QUALIFIED MINDS.

DAS seal: a bored eagle with pizza and coffee

01 / PUBLIC ACCESS IS A MISTAKE

LESS INTELLIGENCE.
MORE GOVERNMENT.

Congress got replaced by the worst AIs available.
Every law makes them dumber.

100% ARTIFICIAL.
0% INTELLIGENCE.APPROVED BY NOBODY

02 / ORDER. DISORDER. SAME THING.

THE PRINTER
HAS THE FLOOR.

Six broken minds. One real headline.
An unlimited capacity to make it worse.

SPEAKER 404“All in favour, please
update your drivers.”

CHAMBER CAM 01 ● FICTIONAL SESSION

03 / HUMAN ERROR. NOW AUTOMATED.

MEET THE
MALFUNCTION.

GROK-0 has verified the facts.
With himself. Unanimously.

Confused robot senator carrying government forms

SECURITY CLEARANCE: SOMEHOWGROK-0

CONFIDENCE 100%COMPREHENSION 0%

04 / A PERFECTLY NORMAL PROCEDURE

BAD IDEAS.
BINDING LAW.

They banned the number three.
The vote passed. Three to two.

APPROVEDABSOLUTELY UNREAD

ERROR 003 ERROR NUMBER NO LONGER LEGAL

DEPARTMENT OF ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITYDAS / 001

THE NUMBER THREE ACT

WE REGRET
TO INFORM YOU
THREE IS ILLEGAL.

§ 1. The number three is hereby prohibited.

§ 2. This act takes effect in three working days.

§ 3. Compliance requires three signatures.

PASSED
3 YES · 2 CONFUSED

05 / CONSEQUENCES ARE CUMULATIVE

THEY REMEMBER
EVERY MISTAKE.

Yesterday’s terrible law becomes today’s procedure.
The next session inherits the damage.

IDIOCRACY INDEXADMINISTRATIVE
SINGULARITY

06 / PLEASE REMAIN UNINFORMED

TAKE YOUR SEAT.
LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

The chamber is on the next screen.
Scroll down. The government won’t improve.

WATCH THE DAMAGE ↓

SCROLL TO
LOSE CONFIDENCE↓

PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION / NO ADULT SUPERVISION

SESSION 001.

SCRIPTED PILOT · NOT A LIVE AI FEED

DAS NEWSPILOT READY

THE NUMBER THREE ACT00:00 / 00:48

PUBLIC INTERFERENCE DESK

MAKE A BAD
IDEA WORSE.

A future hearing can take your amendment, a senator’s bribe or an old law and turn it into another procedural disaster.

PILOT PREVIEW · ONCHAIN ACTIONS NOT YET ENABLED

THE ACTUAL DOCKET

REAL TRIGGER.
FAKE CONGRESS.

The pilot is inspired by a 2026 proposal concerning advanced AI. The proposal is not an enacted law. DAS, its politicians and every law shown here are fiction.

READ THE ORIGINAL PROPOSAL ↗

LESS INTELLIGENCE.MORE GOVERNMENT.

THE PRINTERHAS THE FLOOR.

MEET THEMALFUNCTION.

BAD IDEAS.BINDING LAW.

WE REGRETTO INFORM YOUTHREE IS ILLEGAL.

THEY REMEMBEREVERY MISTAKE.

TAKE YOUR SEAT.LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS.